The Bachelorette: A Bikini Report
Unicorns do exist — and there's one at the center of this season's sure-to-be-hysterical edition of The Bachelorette. People, we checked, and the first bikini showed up on last night's premiere, staring JoJo Fletcher, exactly three-and-a-half minutes into the show. (Specifically: JoJo in a blue bikini; our spies are working on ID'ing it.)
And to be clear — both Ben and JoJo, in the highlights from last season, are seen even earlier (49 seconds!) in the show in swimwear — but you can only see the strings of J's top, so we're not counting that.
Long story short: This show is ridiculous, and amazing, and it is perhaps the best showcase for televised bikinis since Baywatch. So we'll definitely be watching — and back weekly with a bikini update.
To get us started, though, here's some top bikini moments from past bachelorettes.
Above: The former Desiree Hartsock — who's pregnant and recently celebrated her anniversary with husband Chris Siegfried.
Here's lawyer-turned-novelist Andi Dorfman, who recently talked to ABC News about her break-up with ex Josh Murray.
Ali Fedotowsky is now eight months pregnant with fiancé Kevin Manno.
And finally: Ashley Hebert Rosenbaum, who's also pregnant — her second, with her Bachelorette husband, J.P. Rosenbaum.